December 2011
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Gotten a new piercing.
Dyed my hair
Ended a relationship.
Started a new relationship.
Been on a long a car journey.
Passed an exam
Met someone who’s now an important part of my life.
Cried on someone’s shoulder.
Had a massive fight with a boyfriend.
Recieved flowers.
Had a Valentine.
Written a letter using pen and paper.
Gone to see a therapist.
Been prescribed medication by a...
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“haters are like crickets. they make a lot of noise you can hear but you never...”
– Khloé Kardashian. (via lalalovato)
“Real life is a funny thing, you know. I think most of us fear reaching the end...”
– Taylor Swift. (via lalalovato)
Can you relate? You sit in your towel after a...
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THE NOD PART OMG!!!
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
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student:
Biology Teacher:
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student:
me: whoops
Saddest text message.
Girl: Babe, let's meet later. I miss you.
Boy: Aright, I'll just finish this round of beer.
Girl: You're drinking again?
Boy: Don't worry; I'll be there, okay?
Girl: Okay, I'll be waiting.
*hours passed, more of the boy's friends came and they enjoyed too much that he forgot about the time. The boy looked at his cellphone and saw four messages and 10 missed calls. He shut his phone down to pretend his battery was drained. The boy went home and saw his brother, panicking outside the house and looking for him.*
Brother: Someone called earlier! Your girlfriend's bag was snatched, but she followed the snatchers and they shot her!
Boy: Don't mess with me man. Stop joking.
*The boy opened his cellphone and looked at her messages.*
11: 00pm
Babe, where are you?
11: 30pm
Babe, why is your phone off?
11: 45pm
Babe, there are guys following me. I'm scared. Where are you? : '(
12: 00am
Happy Anniversary Babe, I love you. I wanted to greet you personally, but I think I won't see you tonight. Good night babe, I hope you're not drunk when you get home.
You Have Three Moods During Class:
The, “Wtf is this?”
The: “OMG I ACTUALLY GET IT!!!”
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